yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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