Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
should my penis look like a turkey
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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