I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
you made out with another girl for some wings
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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