Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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