I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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