i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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