I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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