did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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