why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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