You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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