if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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