I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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