Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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