i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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