I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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