when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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