i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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