I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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