How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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