their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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