When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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