People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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