Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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