woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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