Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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