I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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