I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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