After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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