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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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