My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
