I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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