its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
