This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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