Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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