I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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