Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
