WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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