Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
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