I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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