thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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