dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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