Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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