Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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