do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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