I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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