I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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