At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
