C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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