So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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