do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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