can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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